sweet dude
07-30-2010
@ 7:20:am
i took another handlebar to the stomach. One more hernia and a whole lot of pain/inconvienence.
looks like i swallowed a softball whole. my stomach is black and blue. Im trying to go to the bar tonight, and that really shouldnt go down.
-hernania
sweet dude
07-21-2010
sweet dude
07-18-2010
@ 6:48:am
if you thought rock'n'roll was purely falic, your wrong. in a minidress and high heels, the Heartless Bastards could melt even Jason Statemans heart. things went bad real quick when i found a certain babe with a certain piece of shit, before i knew it i was kicking his head against the brick wall while she screamed for me to stop. his blood on the soles of my shoes, and a head full of drugs, my night was ending quickly as i raced away from police on my new panaracer tires, only to have them explode and leave me running up mass ave. pushin a fucking flat tired boat anchor that was no doubt going to get me fucked.
Remembering Johnny and the Reno's...I hid the impaired green turd in a bush to join other piles of shit and sprinted faster than Cavondich to Lonnie's house to hide then grab Joes bike... i then proceeded to nail a parked black Lexus breaking the drivers window , denting the door and ripping off the mirror. I havent looked at Joes bike yet, but i remember car alarms, yelling, and once again sprinting away from another brutal scene. I woke up on the couch that is now blood stained and spotted like a 15 y/o's underpants, deeeeeep gouges in my fingers, hand, side, pride...and a sweet record player i found on the street.
the heartless bastards spoke to me last night. her words were aged like cheddar, reminding me, that these things tend to happen to the best of us, but regardless life moves on and all this bile churning in my lower intestinse will soon turn to diahrea and flush from me with a terrible eye opening sunrise...while my head pounds and side bleeds, at least, i think, i got away with it.
hella :: 5:01:pm :: 07-25-2010
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photoshop
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 9:05:am
only because it's D-Block and Weedman.
How To: Pegs-to-Over from Chris McMahon | SJBMX on Vimeo.
dirdirt
07-12-2010
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 7:38:am
i was pretty jealous when jeff told me he got to ride this thing. he said it was uber plush.
we were at some extra large whole in the wall. dale and ivers were givin me the update about this that n the third. at some point in the night someone mentioned that ivers had some write up in dig.. i think..?
anyway, someone mentioned that the write up was almost "too complimenting."
so i said i'd make an ivers write up on rollmexican and of course he was stoked.
to tell you the complete truth.. i can't really remember the first time i met him. i think it may have been the sd first rule jam.. koit n kweli rolled out with a grip of bay heads in a vegetable powered touring van. anytime you let THAT many scumbags crash at your house @ once you know there's about to be meyhem. (check an earlier post for evidence)
so yeah, i think ivers was apart of all that. it was probably his a.m. duece that cause my shitter to surrender...
but i'll let that one slide since he's and extra advanced getaway driver.
what i'm trying to say is that the kids got skills.
...like mind control..
you should have seen how he forced jeff to steal this lava lamp and chuck it in the air...
but other than the mind control he's a REALLY NICE dude..
when he's not trying to give you a sleeper..
bang on homie, -Black
grammer nazi :: 10:34:am :: 07-12-2010
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it's "hole" in the wall.
dirdirt
07-12-2010
@ 5:53:am
sorry this took so long. timmy g said he's gonna send me a laptop but i haven't seen that thang just yet.
if you were there, you know... if you weren't you'll know as soon as i get a computer and make the slide show.
dirdirt stays mackin. "fuck yeah we just walked outta the bathroom together... in there fuckin and shit"
gotta love nyc graff..
word up once again for these dudes trekin super tough.
xoxo
sorry about the "hot" spot.
"this is TOTALLY worth $25"-Ybrik
ybrik ramsbottom
06-22-2010
ybrik ramsbottom
06-22-2010
@ 2:23:pm
east coast was awesome. thanks go out to the Holts, Cisco and Adam.
here's some random ones.
sweet dude
06-20-2010
dirdirt
06-18-2010
@ 5:19:am
i just wanted to say thank you to ybrik dirdirt and shady for making me smile really big. is that gay?
also if anyone has any chopper can they please send it to the weather man so we can get this website shit poppin?
i have three thousand pics from the last 2 monthes.. only one's made it's way onto this site...
with that said. peace love and chicken grease.
dirdirt
06-03-2010
@ 4:37:pm
Tim Knoll digicam edit from tim knoll on Vimeo.
i got doored super tough on my road bike yesterday by a double parked car full of seventeen year old girls. the whole left side of my body is fucking pissed, but i did manage to save my camera.. (bad-ass considering it was hanging around my neck at the time.)
what a welcome back to nueva yorke que no?
o yeah.. i seen this video on another blog but i had to repost it since i've been jockin dudes style.
peace to the place where the sun sets a.k.a. "home"
sweet dude
05-28-2010
@ 5:29:pm
London was badassssssss.
it pays to work for a good outfit.
no more socks, more chop than usual, time to stuff your bra's with turds and say goodnite.
bill withers, ali, don king, fried chicken
dirdirt
05-05-2010
dirdirt
04-30-2010
@ 7:19:am
i got a new camera.
shit goes HARD... alot like this pigeon.
ride bikes. i founda pretty rad spot on the water yesterday.
peace